We at FartWax started with a legend. In a quiet corner of the world, we discovered a young man whose farts, unbelievably, carried no odor. He was a living marvel, an anomaly of human biology, and we knew we had stumbled upon something special.
Our doctors, with consent and curiosity, took a sample from this young man’s rear end, delving into the scientific wonder of his scentless emissions. The findings were extraordinary: a unique compound which our scientists promptly dubbed “FartWax”.
In our labs, we embraced the challenge with zeal. We infused the essence of FartWax into the very fabric of underwear, envisioning a future where every pair was a fortress against foul odors. We imagined a world free from the embarrassment of smelly farts, granting everyone the freedom to quietly ease their discomfort unnoticed and unjudged.
Of course the process failed. No one can prevent farts from stinking up the place. So we decided to come up with some outrageous underwear designs instead!
We hold to the creed that if the scent can't be subdued, then it should be sported with confidence and flair. Welcome to the world of FartWax - where every stitch tells a story of boldness and every pair is a proclamation of our commitment to Outrageous Underwear.